Friday, July 11, 2014

Top 10 Bollywood Pickup Lines

Having trouble talking to the ladies? Realized you can't play the mandolin and sing "Tujhe Dekha To" to a random girl? Tired of this reaction after every conversation?
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Well maybe its time to try out some of these classic Bollywood lines. Whether you just met her or have been pursuing her for a while, these sayings have been proven to work. No matter your style, witty or cheesy romantic, one of these is sure to bring you more luck than you've been having with your "Ryan Gosling Hey Girl attempts".


10. "Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... to tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya" - Salman Khan, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam  "If you keep looking at me like this, then you will fall in love with me". A perfect line for that staring at each other from across the room moment.
9. "Tumhare bagair to hum sirf jee rahe the ... dil ne dhadakna toh uss din shuru kiya jis din aap mein mili" - Amitabh Bachan, Baghban.  "Without you I was only living ... my heart started beating the day I met you". Don't quite know how to tell her you love her? This is sure to help you get started. Then, of course, you can start singing and dancing with her in the meadows or  Hrithik Roshan style on the beach.  

8. "Tumhari jaise ladki ke saath, mere jaisi ladke ka hona bahut zaroori hai" - Shahrukh Khan, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge. "For a girl like you to have a guy like me is very important". Does she keep saying no? Maybe straightforward romance will work.
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7. "Log kehte hain khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhooth bolti hai ... toh aur bhi khoobsurat lagi hai" - Salman Khan, Hum Aapke Hain Koun. "People say that when beautiful girls lie, they look even more beautiful". Still saying no? Use this to turn a bad situation into a good one. Hopefully it will bring a smile instead of a sassy retort.

6. "Tumhare jaise ladkiyan flirting ke liye nahi ... ishq ke liye bani hai" - Ranbir Kapoor, Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani. "A girl like you is not meant for flirting, but for love". Thinks you're just a flirt? Here is the perfect comeback. 
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5. "Tumhare ishq se bani hoon ... pehle zinda thi ... ab jee rahi hoon main" - Aditya Roy Kapur, Aashiqui 2.  "I am made from your love, first I was alive, now I am living." One for all. Try it anytime if you're looking for this reaction. 

4. "Mard mein bahut dard pehda kar deti hai tumhari smile"- Saif Ali Khan, Love Aaj Kal. "Your smile creates a lot of pain in a man" For the girl with the best smile (among other bests). 

3. "Naam to suna hoga" - Shahrukh Khan, All of his movies. "You must have heard this name". Just use your name in the beginning, and any desi girl is sure to recognize this winning line. 


2. "Apni saans wapas lene aaya hoon ... atak ke rahi gayi hai tere paas" - Ranveer Singh, Ram Leela. "I have come to take my breath back, it is stuck with you" The witty one liner for that stranger in the seat next to you.
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1. "Agar andha hota toh duniya ki sabse haseen cheez dekh nahi pata ... aap" - Aamir Khan, Fanaa. "If I was blind, I would not have seen the most beautiful thing in the world ... you". Go ahead, do your happy dance.
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